Now that the Democrat Party has broken its 99-year love affair with Lenin’s progenies, they’ve got a lot of empty dates on their 2017 calendar to fill, considering all the Bolshevik Centennial celebrations they’ll be standing up. Here’s some options:
- It’s Che Guevara’s 89th birthday on Flag Day, June 14. Throw a party! And you know which flag to fly!
- If you’re the Bernie Sanders type, shun Moscow for your second honeymoon. Instead, go to socialist paradise Venezuela. Bring your own toilet paper, because they ran out!
- Get an early start on interfering in Russia’s next election, in March 2018. If you’re tired of prostrating yourself before Putin, you can hack for the nominee of one of the two communist parties that will field candidates. It’s your time to shine! Bring the homeland back in line with traditional Democrat Party principles.
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